I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Enjoy the penises
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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