When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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