I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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