new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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