The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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