My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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