thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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