Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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