New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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