when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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