I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
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