Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
