My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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