Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I think my fart just growled at me.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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