and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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