I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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