I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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