Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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