I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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