doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Dear god my vagina.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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