Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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