I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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