Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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