idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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