You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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