Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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