I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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