Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Randomize
