Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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