What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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