Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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