Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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