gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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