I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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