the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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