I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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