I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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