do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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