bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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