If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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