He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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