so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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