I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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