he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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