Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I'm at about main and main street
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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