I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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