Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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