I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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