I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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