I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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