I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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