who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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