I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
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She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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