FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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