This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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