And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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