My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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