yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
COCAINE IS GR8
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
